We all know Google automatic Translation from Asian language to European language is useless. But when it’s applied to official profiles of AKB48 members, it reaches a whole new level.
Aika -> Manaka…
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9clZxU_z0es/T8IdsTLZLnI/AAAAAAAAKwQ/MwbQv_GCnF0/s1600/haachan.PNG)
Haruka -> Positive Pressure!!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-e5f0jcoITVU/T8Id7t7PgZI/AAAAAAAAKwY/hrqBbq6icH8/s1600/kojiharu.PNG)
Haruka -> Positive Pressure!!
Koji-Haru -> Spring Orphan. (ToT)
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xQT7ECE32Nk/T8IeGz4FpPI/AAAAAAAAKwg/72TM5pLtwm8/s1600/akicha.PNG)
Akicha’s name becomes Korean-like, while her nickname sounds Zen….! 秋の茶![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V4HYYnmau6w/T8IeVQiSqXI/AAAAAAAAKwo/w66S2KzQBoU/s1600/acchan.PNG)
Chan was!!
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aTkBzvFfxuY/T8IedLgs0KI/AAAAAAAAKww/QGjSP_0nucg/s1600/maeami.PNG)
A~min -> Oh People!!
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qiz7DL3muWg/T8Iepv8wiCI/AAAAAAAAKw4/yljfaGfQjBc/s1600/sayaka.PNG)
Sayaka- -> year-old added lol
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YXwk4P-IVdY/T8Iexl5_tdI/AAAAAAAAKxA/wyJWGp1-BPU/s1600/tomochin.PNG)
Tomochin -> Satoshi wage
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LhHLUoH0y7Q/T8IfEO53L2I/AAAAAAAAKxI/LMOdyNGsIYs/s1600/jurina.PNG)
Jurina Matsui -> Rina Matsui pearl
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wUVP8_3Mwfk/T8IfLcqbLnI/AAAAAAAAKxQ/IwcBqssMZpk/s1600/sae.PNG)
Sae -> Even (her name is changed into random mixture of Chinese-Japanese… lol)
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oNMfHiEWYwY/T8IfVYoujyI/AAAAAAAAKxY/gw4grrNTrzU/s1600/harukyan.PNG)
Harukyan -> Spring does Kya♡♡
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QpFT7m4pA5Y/T8IfcxGUGnI/AAAAAAAAKxg/oy551m-Xu7A/s1600/chuu.PNG)
Akicha’s name becomes Korean-like, while her nickname sounds Zen….! 秋の茶
Chan was!!
A~min -> Oh People!!
Sayaka- -> year-old added lol
Tomochin -> Satoshi wage
Jurina Matsui -> Rina Matsui pearl
Sae -> Even (her name is changed into random mixture of Chinese-Japanese… lol)
Harukyan -> Spring does Kya♡♡
While making tons of crazy translation with others, Google for some reason correctly read this one of the most difficult names to read!!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jbPq-mxVcxM/T8Ifk0AExFI/AAAAAAAAKxo/UOrtttY_6z4/s1600/yukirin.PNG)
Yukirin -> Rin Yuki (somehow this sounds like Chinese nickname)
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_0sP_BAdm1o/T8If1GfLAwI/AAAAAAAAKx4/cXtlcBhufX8/s1600/kk.PNG)
Kana -> or not (I love this nickname!)
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G-K-gXuYHKA/T8If73wCwJI/AAAAAAAAKyA/V6hMw-1D6VM/s1600/komorin.PNG)
Komorin -> Not build up lol
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wAUgiksMmjg/T8IgCPlr9XI/AAAAAAAAKyI/qxC9JlL4UOE/s1600/amina.PNG)
Vegetables!! Everyone there!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PSsxF67OBFI/T8IgQNvngxI/AAAAAAAAKyQ/0FCMVlDf-s0/s1600/yuka.PNG)
Yuka -> Floor lol
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eIiTqbjhV0w/T8IgraLdwLI/AAAAAAAAKyo/cuIjnvlEWgI/s1600/karen.PNG)
Hana sisters
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wRzg-WWljus/T8IgXk-AC9I/AAAAAAAAKyY/DANXt33NhTA/s1600/mayuyu.PNG)
Mayuyu -> Yu eyebrows (ё_ё)
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--E4NhjeN66Y/T8IgkmV2vFI/AAAAAAAAKyg/g1PAp_SEavw/s1600/annin.PNG)
Annin -> N implies
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-23tp8StMNM8/T8IgztEPp7I/AAAAAAAAKyw/iPrwdbhxhUw/s1600/minarun.PNG)
Minarun -> Not be seen
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bKYpJ7ekZSM/T8Ig8fKiCzI/AAAAAAAAKy4/NYeXVOEhswA/s1600/renacchi.PNG)
Renacchi -> It is immediately
Yukirin -> Rin Yuki (somehow this sounds like Chinese nickname)
Kana -> or not (I love this nickname!)
Komorin -> Not build up lol
Vegetables!! Everyone there!
Yuka -> Floor lol
Hana sisters
Mayuyu -> Yu eyebrows (ё_ё)
Annin -> N implies
Minarun -> Not be seen
Renacchi -> It is immediately
Okay, these are mere a start of genius gags. Translation of 5 members’ profiles introduced from here already exceeded the limit of craziness and has gained a state of art…..
It’s like cast introduction of a musical, isn’t it?
LILY OF THE VALLEY!!
As if this translation machine knew our image of her…..
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PHKhpF4-dyI/T8Ifrtyf09I/AAAAAAAAKxw/t_XpVKDgnkM/s1600/kitarie.PNG)
I can’t help but thinking that this translation machine became sentient!!!
Why he only translates her last name!!
Her name is recognized as Chinese by the machine….
ELECTRO-CHAN!!
I laughed so hard for AKB48 for the first time in years….
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