Everyone is plump.
Ota’s MIX is ridiculously fluent.
Their vocal volume is ridiculously high.
Belly Button piercing and accent tattoo is the standard for members.
People offended by Hagashi(staffs in charge of getting fans off from members) at Akusyukai file a lawsuit.
Most of members are former cheergirls.
It is required to equally include members from different races, but somehow Center position is dominated by Hispanics, which leads to create sects within the group.
Members are often attacked right after the election.
Ridiculous lawsuit that fans sue management, asking refund for handshake, has become widely popular.
Even though it’s titled Akusyukai, members are willing to hug fans.
Prikura leak is not a problem, but if illegal “drug” use is detected, they will be immediately fired
Some members who hold doubt for being Hosare (poorly promoted) begin protest march together with Ota against management.
Even middle school kids members of USA48 look older than Shinoda.“
The title of the official blog of USA48 is “Road to Broadway”, but they achieved it within one year.
Ota carried guns when they go to Akusyukai for self-defense.
Their pronunciation of OMG is somehow dangerously sexy.
They will definitely translate Matenrou no Kyori (distance from Skyscrapers) as their stage song.
In the stage performance, when you wave bank bills to members, they come and dance in front of you.
Religious issue will become by far problematic compared to in Japan.
USA theater is much bigger than AKB theater (which only accommodate 250 people)
It’s not Melonpan but several members of USA48 form Cherry Pie alliance!!
Janken tournament is held in Carnegie hall. It’s way beyond the level where we can say “We feel sorry for Budo-Kan”…
Sashiko’s Prikura leak??? Here in USA, it’s not a problem at all!
Even Yuppai is labelled as MuneUsu (Flat chasted)….
Directors of MV are all famous names of Hollywood!!
But Ota complains, “What the point of that grotesque scene!!” “Where is the story!!!” “Wearing white swimsuit in all cuts is boring!!!”
Sayaka Akimoto will hold concurrent position in team K and U.
Every night, members are making a fuss on FACEBOOK.
They try to “fish” Ota, but only could think of straightforward flirting.
Most of members have similar personality to Chikarina.
Majisuka Gakuen is directed by the movie director Tarantino (Kill Bill ), and will become full of bloody scenes.
Asian members are unpopular….
Manager of USA48 theater is Dave Specter!!!
When they select Senbatsu members, they more care about equally include different races than members’ popularity.
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Two Poles club
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Shinobu is told “Wow Japanese eat little” from Members of USA48…. lol
Tons of Ota seriously propose members at Akusyukai.
Maria Abe is standing on USA48’s stage among all other USA members, but nobody notice there’s a member from AKB48.
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